What I Learned…buying snow cones in California

“What flavour?”

“Hmm, do you have cola? No? I’ll have orange.”

“What size?”

I know that this is a trick question. It’s my sixth day in the USA and my first in sunny California. Usually when purchasing a snow cone/shaved ice concoction, I wouldn’t hesitate and head straight to the large.

“Medium,” I say smugly. I’m not falling for the Americanised sizing tricks. Well not again.

The pimply pizza boy puts in front of me a slice of greasy pizza, and what looks to be an overflowing ice cream cone full of shaved ice. That’s a medium?! I breathe out slowly, extremely glad I didn’t purchase the extra large. It may have come in a wheelbarrow.

















I try effortlessly to pick up and carry the pizza slice and my pasta bowl full of shaved ice. I do not succeed in looking effortless, and within 5 metres I already have fluoro-orange ice and pineapple dripping down my shirt.

Plonking myself down on some grass I decide to tackle my meal, my thoughts drifting to the napkins I had ignored back at the pizza shop.


It was one of those moments when I was glad to be backpacking alone. What a sight I was, legs splayed, sticky fingered, mouth open, and my mountain of shaved ice tumbling all over me, and the grass. I was so engrossed in trying to eat everything before the ice melted and the pizza cooled, that it wasn’t until the last minute that I noticed the young American dude hurtling towards me on a bike. The wheels stopped at the edge of my feast.


I look up. I blink. I am speechless, and have paused midway to mouth. What exactly does one say to that? (NB: I am not normally speechless. In fact I am never speechless. Good friends would say that I need to be speechless more often.  But at that comment, I was speechless.)

“What are you eating? What’s that?” He motions at the snow cone, which is now all over the ground.

“Shaved ice?” I say in a small voice. How embarrassing. My first experience with Californian men and I look like a contestant in an all-you-can-eat competition.

“Is it nice?” Clearly my appearance isn’t bothering him. This fact bothers me.

“Not really. You can have it if you like.” I don’t expect him to have it, but I had lost my appetite.  This happens a lot when I lose all sense and buy cheap takeaway meals. Plus there were so many homeless people around I wasn’t sure if this was just some elaborate ploy to get a free meal.

“Do you have a boyfriend?”

“Yes.” Of course, this was a lie.

“Where is he?”

“Back in Australia.” Lies, lies, lies. But as single girls know, lies can be saviours.

“Oh, shame, I was looking for a new girl,” he says disappointedly. He pauses reflectively, and I continue to blink at him. Finally he decides that this dinner date is over, and cycles off, with a few wheelies thrown in, no doubt to impress me.

I’m left in my pool of bad dining, and decide to bin the remaining kilograms of food and move on. I wander the boardwalk carefully, in case another eligible local decides to pull some moves.

The adventure had begun, welcome to Venice Beach! (Note to self, no more American snow cones)




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